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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi Mashiach Kelaty’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

joke and there is a point to this joke and this is about a Persian man. Now my myself being Persian I think I'm qualified to say to joke about my own my own background. So there's once a Persian man. And this Persian man, he was he was quite religious, but he had a thing. He would never want to go to the mikvah. People say to him, "Look, you should go at least once, twice a year. You know, everyone in your family going, you know, everyone in your family going, you know, all your friends going once a week at least, you know, no, I don't want to go to the mikvah." And then one day they saw him going to the mikvah and the day after they saw him going to the mikvah again and again and again and the day after again. Unbelievable. So somebody went to him and he said you know we asked you so many times. How come you never used to go to the mikvah mikvah before and now you're going to the mikvah every day? So he said to them the mikvah every day? So he said to them very simple. He said, "I can't do the Persian accent, but you have to any mashed out there will imagine the accent." So he said to them, "Look, going to the mikvah is very expensive. It costs £250 every time you want to go on Friday. Cost one pound a day during the week. It's a lot of money for me." Said, "But then I saw in the beginning of Lol, I saw they had an offer. If you if you buy for the whole month, it's half price, £20. So I paid the £20 and

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