266 Nitzavim Dignity In Diversity 260916

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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi Mashiach Kelaty’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

Okay, thank you very much everybody for coming. Previous shim on this week's para is from last year there was a sh called faith is mine from two years ago the hidden from three years ago right here right now and from four years ago freeze frame so this week's para parim less than a week to go till rashash shana I don't know about you but I'm quaking it gets at this time of year every time it gets at this time of year every time it's Um, I'm on edge. So, due to the fact that I'm on edge and due to the fact that maybe some other people are on edge, I'm going to tell you a joke and I will try desperately to fit this joke in to the sh to tie it in. I don't think I will, but I might do. Maybe I'll get some inspiration on the way. Now, Mrs. Zana, who is here the way. Now, Mrs. Zana, who is here every week and never misses a week, claims that I haven't told this joke before. She doesn't recognize it, but she'll tell me afterwards. I I personally think I've told this before, but anyway, I think it's worth saying it again because um uh there is a bit of mus in it. At least there's a little bit of mus. So, the story goes like this. There's an Irish priest, you know, you get these priests who are really fire and brimstone. You know, in a way we can relate to priests like that in a

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2. 5:43like this and I'm going to embellish it a little bit. He says, you know, if…
3. 11:59opinion. You can't turn around to any Jew and point at him and say he is…
4. 18:26the top of his game. wood cutter maybe would be somebody who deals in lumber who…
5. 24:35because you can be different people. It's okay to be different from somebody else. It's okay…
6. 30:53to the tickam to the rectification of the world. So to say to be in a…
7. 37:07And nobody says, "How are you? And where have you been? I haven't seen you for…
8. 43:15How close can something get to you? What's the closest something get to you is if…
9. 49:31you. We have a covenant with Hashem. We have a deal going with Hashem. Yeah. We…
10. 55:40worked and he took Shabbat off and he he left early on Friday. So it happened…

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