Eat4Oorah ft. Binyomin Miller

What’s said in this track

The opening of this track, in Oorah’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

It seems like nowadays, everytime you blink there's a new competition from some organization [like:] "Pogo for Zichron Zalman", "Pump Gas for Mesivta of Nashville", "Lick Stamps for Ateres Zekeinim", "Balance for B'nei Melachim", "Live in a Garbage Can for Vaad L'Chizuk Mitzvas Rekika B'Aleinu K'hilchesah"... But this is where it’s at – no one cares about Fiveish Let’s see how many pounds every one of you could gain Let’s see how many sides you could eat before the main I eat a whole schnapps cake, ad dl’o yudeh I eat laffy taffys ah gantz choidesh Uder I tink in the mikvah, Ich mach groiseh hachanos Before I do the mitzvah of achilas shaloch manos Before I eat a snack, koidem kol darf Ich vashen Cuz I’m kovei’ah se’udah on jelly hamentaschen I ate a lukshen keegel down to the last noodle I dress up like a XL Kohein Gadol So raise some gelt for Oorah, they need it really bad

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1. 0:00It seems like nowadays, everytime you blink there's a new competition from some organization [like:] "Pogo…
2. 1:05But this is where it’s at – no one cares about Fiveish Let’s see how many…
3. 1:36Even though they’ll probably just spend it on an ad Stop what you’re doing! [kugel, herring,…
4. 2:07You eat the whole Peerim, and maybe even Shushan While all of your chaveirim are dressing…
5. 2:38Everyone will think that you are Chris Christie Mach a big mesibah, and help kids that…
6. 3:12And come eat for Oorah!…

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