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actually read your message. For $200, your name and a message will uh be displayed on the screen. And for $100, they mention your name. Apparently, all of this is on my website, which I really have never seen, but I really should go check it out sometime. >> [laughter] >> Cuz apparently, I'm a I'm just a product at this point. [laughter] Reminds me of what Woody Allen said, for tax purposes, he had to become a corporation. So, he you know, he uh he was the president, he made his mother the vice president. He uh um [clears throat] made his uh father the treasurer, and uh his uncle was the secretary, and the first meeting, you know, they tried to squeeze him out. >> [laughter] >> So, apparently, I'm a product. I have all kinds of different things out there that I don't know anything about. I'm on all kinds of different uh platforms and things. But, uh this is apparently. Now, uh the parsha and five in question and and I want to thank all the people who bought me coffee. Uh I've got a whole bunch of them over here now. >> [laughter] >> I can't even sleep at night from drinking all this coffee that people keep sending me and I can't thank you enough cuz me and my wife really managed to get through a lot of this coffee. >> [laughter] >> So, thank you everybody. I usually I take the coffee and I pour it into my Rabbi Alolaski mug which you can get at our merch store. And so, I'm
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- 37:14played the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz, you know? And he comes in and…
- 42:54And the kid says, "These people are sick." They wait for me to fall down and…
- 48:28Feelings don't care about your facts. It's not true. You can uh That's the whole idea…
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