Good Or Bad Looking

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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

[Music] good evening great to be back after five weeks and this lecture will be the fourth vash batsava flores and the lunishma it's been a while since we met and i had a very intense month in art isla many many lectures radio shows and i filmed the shabbat film in english which we're working now and preparing the film hopefully it will get to hundreds of thousands of people just like the igbo one did and i heard a good joke so i would like to make you smile before i begin to punch you so there was a doctor he advertised that he can solve any problem if he solved the problem you're paying 50 dollars if he cannot solve the problem he gives you a hundred dollars one guy came and he said let me get some money out of this doctor so he came to the doctor and said doctor i lost my sense of taste i can't taste anything the doctor said to the nurse give him b b-21 she take drops she's open your mouth she put few very bitter drops the guy is beginning to scream it's poison your taste came back 50 bucks the guy pays him 50 bucks the guy said listen this guy fooled me i gotta get back my 50 and some more money out of him the next day he comes back he say to him doctor no what now he said i lost my memory i can't remember anything anymore i

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2. 6:34two letters elephant man the first salvation aleph is our own meme is moshe those are…
3. 12:50no idea what's going on here no idea how is it going to help what is…
4. 18:58what a human how low a human being can be he would let his own country…
5. 25:04if he has two parents that are good looking usually the kids will come either half…
6. 31:16named this genius israeli student of mine say eli he lied from one minute he made…
7. 37:37kindergarten that gets him angry boom punches police air that's joseph the owner of the kiosk…
8. 43:42to steal or not or to keep shabbat or not they are only here for punishment…
9. 49:59interested in you as a tourist but if you need to take someone to burial we…
10. 56:03you have so many so what do you do you say let me take things serious…

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