"Thank You for Breaking the Luchos!" - By Rabbi YY Jacobson

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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi YY Jacobson’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

the other day there was a funeral of a police officer this police officer was Norman in the entire Brooklyn as the one who gave the most tickets during his tenure each week he managed to collect for the city close to a thousand tickets any one of you who lives in Brooklyn must have encountered him more than once and finally his time came and he was summoned to heaven they humanized him as the man who kept the streets of Brooklyn safe who sacrificed himself to make sure people drive legally and safely who brought in hundreds of millions of dollars to the capacitor to the Casa of New York there was a wonderful traditional Catholic funeral as he was a Catholic and finally after many eulogies they lowered the coffin into the grave and the priest the Catholic priest goes down into the grave to say last prayers and suddenly he hears a voice from the coffin the police officers like father I'm a long way from a lot of money for my lawyer get me outta here and he says sorry pal I already began him the paperwork if you don't live in Brooklyn it's hard to understand that's Emily don't number one I want to share with you I think those number two I heard ami said you came in have fun a true Musa from Brooklyn calls arbitary sharpest as you know there's a mitzvah not sure if it's a day race or their abundant but it's one of the tools administered to eat pizza lasagnas clothes clothes since your twisted sea during the song instead of each other make a blister should be mostly she could be off a mountain but perhaps so this Jew calls up Gordon's pizza and the person who answered the phone says hi

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