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okay this joke requires a little bit of knowledge of modern Russian history and geography in order to get the joke but you're gonna see it's too perfect of a setup for this topic not to have used it so the KGB arrests this old Jew and they're trying to intimidate him back in Soviet Russia KGB so they say to the old Jew comrade where were you born he says Petersburg and where do you live now Leningrad and where would you like to die Petersburg okay like I said it takes a little bit of background but you used to call Petersburg communists called a Leningrad now it's Petersburg you know New York is me New Amsterdam and Istanbul use me Constantinople okay why are we talking about this in parshas matters Reuven been a roofing the tribe of roofing they go on a conquest of lands on the other side of the Jordan River okay Avery yarding the other side modern-day Jordan and when they're conquering these lands we read something it tells us that movin a row Vayne bono as Hesh brainless Allah lay the ace curious i-i'm the descendants of roofing built hash Bane and de la ley in Korea signed these are names of cities that's neva neva is another name of a city less bowel mine about mines another name of a city Musa boys shame Mousavi Shaywitz Mousavi shame Rashi says that these are the names that they used to have Masami che means their
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