How Impressed Are We (Ep. 339)

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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi Dovid Orlofsky’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

Hi, this is Evan Alaski and welcome to the Real Alaski show. [music] And whether you're watching with our friends and producers [music] at Torah anytime or wherever you watch or listen to your podcast because sometimes people call up and you can call up Torah anytime and listen or we have [music] our own uh hotline where you can also leave messages which then producer Ari sends to me and I listen to. But I don't Rebelski uh bumper sticker on your car uh and send it in to the website. We're going to have a drawing at the end and there's going to be all kinds of exciting things for you. or what they are. I have no idea because I'm just a product and I am manufactured by people who are much more important than I am. And eventually I'm going to go public and uh they'll Rabi Alowski show will sell stock in it and eventually they'll make a big move and squeeze me out. [laughter] it's getting terrible. But with my glasses, I can see. So, that's a good I know people can't see with their glasses, you know. And uh Dave Barry, who was a humorist out of the Miami Herald, he was talking about how there's money to be made in giving services to older people. Like for example, people are always losing their lead reading glasses. So you could have a service where they call you up and you tell them where their reading glasses are. And he says, "I know you're thinking, how do I

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1. 0:00Hi, this is Evan Alaski and welcome to the Real Alaski show. [music] And whether you're…
2. 8:20podcast." [laughter] I don't know why, but be that as it may, it's not like I'm…
3. 13:57on. You know, but none of that is exciting as hockey. Yeah. where you get to…
4. 20:12has no choice. And every girl in the graduating class wore a mask to be able…
5. 26:01I know I couldn't get anyone on the phone when this was going on. So someone…
6. 32:12and it suddenly hit me. I said, "If women make a that says I was created…
7. 37:57contagious. I think my kids love Pesak. I think everyone who came to the Pesak program…
8. 43:46who spoke Yiddish, convinced them to send their kids, and they built the school. Yeah, that's…
9. 50:02because if these couples don't go out to eat. It'll mess up their shalom bias. You…
10. 55:46backing craze. I always try to jump on any craze just so I keep up with…

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