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that's how I started becoming a magician and it comes with a certain limited number of tricks and after a while people were bored so I had to go and get more tricks and that's how I became a magician and uh I wasn't that good at it that's why I I never pursued it but uh you know that trick where you you know saw a woman in half so I have two half sisters anyway that's that's a magician joke a bunch of magician jokes notice that my fingers never leave my hands that's a magician joke or um the uh my I'm about to have my mother's yard site and uh they died 20 years and six days apart the same week uh usually it's it's just enough that I can't get in one shabus beforehand that each gets their own shabas but it's like one right after another so that people really get sick of me as the old joke goes his father made him an Oren but he didn't make him a kazin now I I wouldn't go so far as to make fun of my uh my um musical talents but uh certainly um people ask me to speak much more often than they ask me to sing and uh number of my children who are quite musical so one of them said to me you know ABA you're very good with the tune you know not necessarily the [Laughter] harmonies so uh I always try to stick to the tune then if that's the case but in any event so I'm right in between my mother and my father's yard site and um and it's of course pares yro and in Paras yro we have the mitvah of kib aim that Hashem commanded us to honor your mother and your
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