Grasshoper Syndrome - Parashat Shelach - Rabbi Dovid Kaplan

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of the half cast with the the spice came back. Now, we had mentioned yesterday they came back on the top of page 802. And uh before anything uh first of all, I want to thank anybody who uh donated money for the Or Sameach drive. Apparently, people gave their money to the to the What is anybody who was who did respond to the Or Sameach uh uh fund raising drive for us. So, first of all, thank you very much. Second of all, the White Sox are doing way too much winning much winning right now. So, I'm going to have to give them a gajing, which is the Kaplan uh the old ultimate Kaplan whammy. The the White Sox have to start losing. So, we're going to give them a gajing right now. Gajing gajing gajing. Now, that this should have an effect, right? And And this should have an effect. Uh I can't do anything about getting the Cubs to win, but I could I could I could get the White Sox to lose. It never fails, by the way. And you're going to see you're going to see instant results. Uh if anybody has some friends that Anybody has problems with people, come Anybody has problems with people, come see me. We don't charge a lot. And though just to make sure, you know, gajing gajing gajing. Have kavana everybody. And by the way, a communal gajing works better. So, everybody together, please. 1 2 3. Gajing gajing gajing. Okay, that should take care of the White Sox good and proper. Now, you see that on page 802, we said yesterday the word top line FS key as a um the Maraglan come back and they say it's impossible. FS means it's impossible.

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