Eye Fooled You!

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The opening of this shiur, in Rabbi Eli Scheller’s own words — taken from the captions, so names and Hebrew terms may be approximate.

one time one time one time the night activity was planned for the whole camp but all of a sudden while everybody was in their bunks getting ready to go to this major night activity somebody screamed skunk and everybody was frozen in the bunks I mean they saw it right in the middle you see there were bunk the middle you see there were bunk houses all around and right in the middle they saw it the skunk was right there everybody was petrified they heard all sorts of things if you get sprayed by a skunk he got to take a bath with tomato sauce they didn't want to go through that and everybody stayed in the bunk some boys were throwing things but others screamed don't throw don't throw he's going to spray you so everybody just waited in the bunks for this skunk to leave but guess what it was 20 minutes 30 minutes and the night passed by and they all missed the greatest night activity all missed the greatest night activity of the Year all because of one little skunk the next morning there's a boy his name is Bam he's walking to sh and on the way to sh he sees in middle of the lawn he sees just a T-shirt and some socks on the lawn and he's thinking somebody must have left their t-shirt on the lawn over there but as he's walking he says what

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1. 0:01one time one time one time the night activity was planned for the whole camp but…
2. 1:02all missed the greatest night activity of the Year all because of one little skunk the…
3. 2:06them there was really a skunk you see our eyes are very valuable but sometimes they…
4. 3:09tricking you your eyes see that you're like I'll pay anything for that I'll take some…
5. 4:11cream exactly and we're drooling I got to get some of that Starbucks and the next…
6. 5:13delicious so I actually spoke to a professional that told me you know something the eye…
7. 6:15full because their eyes trick them two fingers understand what I'm talking about our eyes come…
8. 7:16bribe a [Music] bribe could blind even someone that has big eyes like a rabbi but…
9. 8:17their eyes listen to this holding a scale why a scale because a scale how do…
10. 9:21came in and jeans a T-shirt and the boys couldn't learn from him they said he's…

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