Pourim ! Repartir � z�ro - Rabbi Fischel Schachter

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[Music] hi is this Pur and praise instant M no this is Google we're doing it automatically this year oh okay like to order M same as last year as last year what you had from lava Mala last night what what what for lava Mala last night you had three pizzas six Fel four french fries that was not for me that was for the whole family really so why at 3:00 a.m. did you order Pepto bismo Alka elzer and you called your doctor listen it's none of your concern okay can you it's none of your concern okay can you I'm just ordering M rum balls please fat free cholesterol free uh um why cuz your cholesterol is very high it is not very high that's what you wrote on your life insurance policy but the reality is it is so I have the numbers right in front of me that's it that's it I'm getting out of here I'm leaving this is a crazy world I'm going out of I'm flying off someplace why would you fly away now there's still two weeks left on your Miker card and second all your mileage points aren't up to base and besides for that besides that what you're 70 lb overweight make sure the only way your suitcase not you goodbye

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1. 0:00[Music] hi is this Pur and praise instant M no this is Google we're doing it…
2. 0:30it's none of your concern okay can you I'm just ordering M rum balls please fat…
3. 1:00suitcase not you goodbye so Google knows everything about you right but they don't know who…
4. 1:33The Floor and said this hat is in awit leave the Hat here start your life…
5. 2:03the end we were supposed to be wiped out we were reborn that happens every single…

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